End of Swim Team! (Revised)

Today was my last swim team responsibility. All stars went well, both the relays and the individuals. The kids yesterday in relays did fantastically. The kids today did wonderfully; Ethan and Jessie both cut time in all their events. It was a fun day.
However, now I think I'm getting sick since I'm done with working. Stupid body thinking it can get sick.
Also, I went to Ben's family reunion today for a couple of hours, okay, like an hour and a half. (revised story of first date). It was just like our first date. First, Ben fought off ten ninjas who were trying to accost me. They circled him and made threatening gestures to show off their ninja skills. Ben was not fooled by this bravado and took out his fork-chucks skewering eight of them beyond recognition. The final two were so frightened and shamed after he pinned them to the wall with his forks and pulled out his massive penis. The ninjas killed themselves out of shame because they were unable to compete with his enormous manhood. With the ninjas gone, we were able to attend his family reunion in peace and play Jesus checkers and Noah's Ark bingo.
*Five years ago we went to the same reunion as our first date. This is not the most fantastically romantic first date, and everyone I tell this to laughs. Ben says he's going to have to come up with a better story to tell our children when they ask about our first date. I think it's kinda cute.