Red Light Special
Anna: Why is this house so cheap? All the other houses in this neighborhood are at least $320,000. Why is this house under $300,000?
Ben: Well, it probably needs some work. Let's look at it and see if we could fix it up.
Anna: Okay
Well, when you walk up to a house and it has a bank foreclosure notice on the front door, you know you're in for a treat. Then, while waiting for Peggy to open the lock box, Ben and I notice that there is a red light bulb in the porch light. It was an indication for awesomeness!
First of all, the kitchen is a mess. In the lower right corner of the picture below, there is just a counter made just of like ply wood! Classy. Also, it has stick red stains on it from ketchup.
But it gets better, see all the crumbs on the counter? Apparently the people being evicted did not bother to clean before they left. This was confirmed when Peggy opened the fridge and Ben caught the whiff of decaying food in the fridge.
But, on the plus side, this awesome big wheels conveyed!
Yeah, junky backyards are always a sign of quality.
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