Vanity Houses

So the next four/five/six houses we saw were all the same model. We refer to them as "Vanity Houses" because there is a vanity in the master bedroom.

The first one we went to, we set off the alarm. Oops. It is now called "The House Where We Set Off the Alarm." The vanity houses have a nice sized kitchen as shown below, a smallish living room with a teeny dining area, two bedrooms upstairs, a full bath upstairs, and a basement. Some basements have a half bath while others have a full bath. Some are in good condition and some are repossed brothels. "The House Where We Set Off the Alarm" was in pretty good condition, but there were some interesting color choices we would have to change. Also, this one had a fire place in the living room. It took up too much room.

The second vanity house was green. I like green. Here is a picture of the front steps. This house is called the "Cabbage House" because the woman there was cooking cabage when we came by.
The next vanity house is "The Fly House" because it had huge collections of dead flies near all the windows and doors. It's pretty gross. All those specs are dead flies by the basement window.