I have a problem with self perception. When I asked Kayla what I should say about me, she said that I was "sexylicious and fantabulous." I was thinking that I was a slightly neurotic academic with a passion for solitude, irony, and ice cream. Maybe I'm right and she just has a major visual problem of which we were all unaware.
There're also spiders that bite you and give your superpowers. I saw a documentary about it happening to some jockey. Pretty cool, only now you should watch out for people in retarded looking costumes trying to hurt you. Maybe they don't like spiders.
I wish I had been bitten by a mutated radio active spider. Then I wouldn't have to get up to get things anymore, I could just sling some web to bring them closer.
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There're also spiders that bite you and give your superpowers. I saw a documentary about it happening to some jockey. Pretty cool, only now you should watch out for people in retarded looking costumes trying to hurt you. Maybe they don't like spiders.
I wish I had been bitten by a mutated radio active spider. Then I wouldn't have to get up to get things anymore, I could just sling some web to bring them closer.
I have a huge lump on my hip, I think this allows me to spell things wrong and not know things about comic book stuff.
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