Because it's better than anything I'd have to say...

Because I would ramble on about:
1. The kickass piratical elements that we're adding to our AHR.
2. My new need for candelabras because they would be a nice, elegant touch to said piratical theme.
3. My baby Jackson is so cute and has been sleeping on me all day (cat's aren't really nocturnal, they sleep all the time during the day and night ... in fact, Jackson and Waffles are looking at Ben and I with anger because we're not going to sleep and it's 11 and they want to go to sleep for the night ... only to wake up when the alarm goes off at 6 and then they'll demand to be fed)