Secret Society for Nerds

Today I was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa. It's the best secret honor society for uber nerds. The speaker gave a presentation on research she is doing on hormones, sexual behavior, and musk shrews and then ratio between the lengths of the pointer finger and the ring finger as it reflects levels of testosterone during development. Everyone else was falling asleep in the audience, but I thought it was really fascinating. Also, PBK has a secret handshake and I got to practice a lot. So, if you're in PBK and we meet somewhere, let me know you're a member.