Change of menu for my graduation party

Since I have had such a difficult time finding a decent Mexican food restaurant that could cater my graduation party, I think I am going to have to change the menu. My party is already going to be ruined by the freaking Brood X emerging from all the trees in my foresty neighborhood so why don't we just eat the cicadas . We have a giant wok to put on a Weber charcoal grill and a turkey fryer. Between these two outdoor cooking elements we can stir fry some cicadas and deep fry some, too. As they say in the article, we can have cicada fondue (and fondue is my favorite way to eat food). I think it'll be delicious for the rest of you since I don't eat anything with its own mobility. I think I'll just go to Taco Bell.